infomecial evangelism… why not?
(i kno i had a similar idea once… was this is?)
but yeah… say… a cheese grater… for forgiveness
i can rub a cheese grater against my face the wrong way… and be fine… i could rub it the other way.. and grate the skin off my face…
forgiveness is like this…
when u look back over time to the actions of people in your life… you see things through the filter of the causal chain AFTER the deeds…
if u look with timeless objectivity… from BEFORE the deeds… and give… freely.. what was taken… you Fore-Give… and claim that the deeds were ok… because.. it was not theft… but a thing freely given…
that’s forgiveness
you have to look at things from the right direction… or you’ll get your face cut
buy this cheese grater for a friend.. it’ll remind them of Jesus…
right?????
so why not a whole series of things like this?
all sorts of late night ron popeel products… with lil sermons in em…
“ur gonna fill ur home with crap anyway.. .why not let that crap remind you of the teachings of the lord??”
reality show:
different religions.. or just Christian denominations live together and try to evangelize each other…
how about
product placement in evangelical ads?
“david… drink Gatorade… and pray… no fear”
“daily word brought to you by coke”
these are vehicles… is that bad?
if it is bad…
is that bad??
i feel like… sometimes the most evil stuff.. and the most holy stuff… are the same…
what could be more evil than to scourge and crucify the son of god?
he seemed like a nice guy…
that’s evil as hell…
but what a holy occasion…
im serious
(this has not been proofread for sense or grammar…)
Thomas G Henry’s Somewhat Ridiculous B’day Party
July 3, 2006
Myspace.com
Thomas G Henry’s Somewhat Ridiculous B’day Party
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| Hiya!!I turn “the big two five” on Saturday and I want you to come and be drunk in my home with me.There will be no door prizes. There may or may not be a salad bar. There may or may not be a keg. Do NOT bring me gifts… I have “a thing” about gifts. I will burn them without hesitation still in their wrapping… (unless it’s a living, unharmed fire fly) There will however be a “Kissing Booth”. I will be charging $1/minute of making out with……… Me. Why? Because it’s that kinda “somewhat ridiculous birthday party”. If you’ve ever been curious about the leathery chops on this grimey mug… this will be your opportunity to “make all your wildest dreams come true.” Making out with with me for a minute at a time is fun, safe, and you might just learn something*. Persons in relationships must show proof of permission from their significant others. This can be a signed permission slip from him/her or a waiver from you that he/she will not know, and or care, and or try to “get” me, and or wreck my stuff as a result of your actions in, around, or pertaining to the kissing booth. I may or may not donate every dollar to something meaningful. I will also accept living, unharmed fireflies as currency. Proof of a complete recent negative STD test enters you into the orgy raffle. KIDDING…………………………………………………………………………………… But I spose if u wanna pay each other a dollar to make out without me that’s fine too. Maybe if a significant amount of money gets raised I’ll actually donate it to something… suggestions? Usual Townhouse rules apply… call or write for directions (845.22.88.555, thomasghenry@gmail.com, myspace.com/thomasghenry )… smoking out back… quiet out front… park in guest spaces only… BYOB encouraged but not mandated… nudity mandated but not encouraged… crashing is welcome but you may or may not wake up being spooned by me or Rob, or you may or may not have to share a futon with 17 children… dont drive drunk.. u may or may not get all burned up like that chick in the bulliten… I hope my vanity is equal parts digusting and fun. I am actually very fragile and lonely. I’m scared no one will come to my birthday party. I’m scared that no one will ever kiss me again… because it’s so expensive… cuz of the gas prices. MOST IMPORTANTLY (even more important than not drunk driving) PLEASE WEAR A FESTIVE HAT%%%%%% *(You may or may not actually learn anything.) |
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…I got everyone pregnant?
June 28, 2006
i dreamt i got LH and CE pregnant a few weeks apart from each other… CE’s name was “cheryl” tho… and she looked like meg ryan sometimes…
i found this out at some candle-lit event… like… a cocktail hour with a power outage… everyone was standing.. idle… social.. familiar.. LH wore glasses.. everyone was so professional… she told me she couldn’t “do anything” until we did… meaning somehow that my child with CH would effect her planning her child… I didn’t understand… then CE explained to me that she was pregnant too…
(asynchronous) i had to get my car from the junk yard in the woods… there was an anchor woman there.. she was aging… she needed a ride… the black yard attendant was leisurely arguing with her and told me not to help her.. she had to learn a lesson… i made like i was going to give her a ride… i wasnt certain i wouldnt yet… and said i wasnt even sure if my car would start after so long… i got in.. and locked it up.. she tried to get in.. it was already running.. i took off… i felt like i had done the right thing because she was his woman/his to deal with/his customer… and he knew what he was doing… altho i felt a little guilty…. but i didnt kno either of them and thought it best not to involve myself.. maybe she WAS trying to scam someone… any judgement wasn’t my call to make..
at home i was back in time… i had the opportunity to not get “cheryl” pregnant… we were newly weds of some sort… our home was fairly grand (spacious.. nice molding.. metropolitan.. historic) and barren… i was an inventor or something.. .i knew that i had a short amount of time to bring my inventions to fruition before the ladies would have my babies… “9 months” i thought…. “no… 6… no… 3 months… I have 3 months to establish myself and get to the point of living my dream career as an inventor and being able to afford all these kids” i took xmas lights out of a box and they were connected to/in a network.. and i strung them around the room… partially on the tree… and mostly on the computer… the display wasn’t a display… it was part of my creation.. but as a display it looked like weakness… there was no symmetry… everything was slight and saggy… it looked careless and ignorant..
she criticized me for putting up xmas lights in september… i told her… xmas IS coming…. trying to hide the absurdity.. knowing she wouldn’t understand the invention.. and knowing that i would never bring it to fruition in time to afford all my kids… she wasn’t pregnant yet… this was back in time.. this was to be my redemption… everything was beige… this was my chance not have another kid… we began to fuck on some boxes… i HAD TO repeat the drama… and set the failure.. because caution would be an admission that i didnt believe in my inventions… i had to go “all in”… this WAS my redemption.. the living room had a window in it to a control room like a studio of some sort… the studio was occupied but the people weren’t people… they weren’t present… “cheryl” was some sort of professional woman.. in a business skirt… which i lifted… penetration felt so good I woke up
We still wanna know how to do things though… "how to" is more popular than sex… but myspace is still climbing…
http://www.google.com/trends?q=sex%2C+war+%2C+myspace%2C+love%2C+%22how+to%22&ctab=0&geo=US&date=all
world-wide: sex trumps… "how to" ranks high… and myspace is climbing
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2436 DISCRETE MATHEMATICS 01/17/06 05/15/06 10/23/05 D C
00 MAT214 01.0 MWF 01:00PM-01:50PM W 134 Staats 3.00
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2438 ANLYTC GEOM & CALC I 01/17/06 05/15/06 10/23/05 A B-
00 MAT221 01.0 MWF 08:00AM-08:50AM W 136 Halsey 4.00
01/17/06 05/15/06 T 08:00AM-08:50AM W 240 Halsey
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1725 ASSEMBLER LANGUAGE PROGRM 01/17/06 05/15/06 10/23/05 F B+
00 CIS227 01.0 MWF 10:00AM-10:50AM C 208F Marsh 3.00
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1817 ADV PROGRAMMING TECHNQS ( 01/17/06 05/15/06 10/25/05 B- A
00 CPS142 01.0 TX 11:00AM-12:15PM W 136 Staats 3.00
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1403 GENERAL BIOLOGY I D 10/23/05 03/07/06
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record labels eat nuts, not that it matters
May 17, 2006
I puke on your family.
E-Commerce News: Legal : Record Labels Sue XM Satellite Radio
"Consumers' Rights at Issue
The lawsuit, filed Tuesday in New York by the largest labels, seeks $150,000 in damages for every song copied by XM Satellite customers using the devices, which went on sale weeks ago. The company says it plays 160,000 different songs every month.
The lawsuit does not seek directly any payments from or sanctions against XM Satellite customers who record songs. However, if the lawsuit were successful, it could raise the company's costs, which could be passed on to subscribers as higher monthly fees.
XM Satellite promised to fight the lawsuit and accused the labels of using the courts as leverage during business negotiations.
"These are legal devices that allow consumers to listen to and record radio just as the law has allowed for decades," it said in a statement. "The music labels are trying to stifle innovation, limit consumer choice and roll back consumers' rights to record content for their personal use.""
according to Napster, I’m not an American
May 11, 2006
it won't let me listen to the full length songs citing that that's only allowing in the US…
which is where I AM…
maybe they mean on the inside…
