infomecial evangelism… why not?
(i kno i had a similar idea once… was this is?)
but yeah… say… a cheese grater… for forgiveness
i can rub a cheese grater against my face the wrong way… and be fine… i could rub it the other way.. and grate the skin off my face…
forgiveness is like this…
when u look back over time to the actions of people in your life… you see things through the filter of the causal chain AFTER the deeds…
if u look with timeless objectivity… from BEFORE the deeds… and give… freely.. what was taken… you Fore-Give… and claim that the deeds were ok… because.. it was not theft… but a thing freely given…
that’s forgiveness
you have to look at things from the right direction… or you’ll get your face cut
buy this cheese grater for a friend.. it’ll remind them of Jesus…
right?????
so why not a whole series of things like this?
all sorts of late night ron popeel products… with lil sermons in em…
“ur gonna fill ur home with crap anyway.. .why not let that crap remind you of the teachings of the lord??”
reality show:
different religions.. or just Christian denominations live together and try to evangelize each other…
how about
product placement in evangelical ads?
“david… drink Gatorade… and pray… no fear”
“daily word brought to you by coke”
these are vehicles… is that bad?
if it is bad…
is that bad??
i feel like… sometimes the most evil stuff.. and the most holy stuff… are the same…
what could be more evil than to scourge and crucify the son of god?
he seemed like a nice guy…
that’s evil as hell…
but what a holy occasion…
im serious
(this has not been proofread for sense or grammar…)
Thomas G Henry’s Somewhat Ridiculous B’day Party
July 3, 2006
Myspace.com
Thomas G Henry’s Somewhat Ridiculous B’day Party
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a fine idea… a similar one I had replaces the ring with ads. im not talking about ringtone but the way they have that ringback service where the ring is replaced by music… put ads there and have them pay your phone bill…
altho.. your phone bill would be very low… because… no one would call you…
again tho… not ads for ringtones… but like.. when u call someone… and while you're waiting for them to pick up… the ringing you hear in the phone before they answer… that's what im talking about…. having ads there
ex: u call me and u hear-
dial tone
the dialing sounds as u dial my number
instead of you hearing ringing next… you hear ads until I answer or it goes to voiemail
thx 4 the fwd mom…
Who blogs smart on the spamiverse?
May 11, 2006
fuck these folks for thinking of this first… it looks like the best scam of all!
it's like.. .scamming.. .on the next level… and even if it's honest… the potential for doing this scammily… is amazing… this could totally be a gateway scam for a whole railroad of brooklyn bridges
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the problem i see is that their audience has to be jaded morons that know what this service is refering to and has probably had some bad experience with that industry… or semi-informed/curious skeptics…
the skeptics still won't enroll…
those burned are skeptical
those not burned are successful and don't need this…
and no one else knows or cares about wtf they're talking about…
so nevermind… it's a dumb idea
nice try tho
could this be my calling?? blogging about how ridiculous some spam is?
no… but someone should.. are there spam-watch blogs? that discuss the greater social implications of the spamiverse? the cultural phenomenology of the spam?
