this is why Evan is my dear dear friend

[14062006 02:57:45] Tarsorrhaphix: you know why YOU listened to electroclash [14062006 02:57:54] Tarsorrhaphix: because you ARE electroclash
[14062006 02:58:22] Tarsorrhaphix: an elusive genre thats not a genre that has upsurges every couple of years and may be commercial and shallow or may be the greatest thing ever to happen to dance music
[14062006 02:58:39] Tarsorrhaphix: fought over by gays and straights, everyone wants to claim you but you resist all definition

searches for MySpace more popular than sex, love, and war in the USA (Google Trends)

We still wanna know how to do things though… "how to" is more popular than sex… but myspace is still climbing…

http://www.google.com/trends?q=sex%2C+war+%2C+myspace%2C+love%2C+%22how+to%22&ctab=0&geo=US&date=all

world-wide: sex trumps… "how to" ranks high… and myspace is climbing

http://www.google.com/trends?q=sex%2C+iraq%2C+myspace%2C+love%2C+%22how+to%22&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all

Google Trends: myspace, sex, god, war, love

hehe… how do u like THAT? (scroll right and check out 2006)

Google Trends: myspace, sex, god, war, love

also

and 

my definition of house music (not Hell)

[18052006 02:19:49] Tarsorrhaphix: white house
[18052006 02:20:07] Tarsorrhaphix: anne frank house
[18052006 02:20:08] LucidFluid2: blackhaus
[18052006 02:20:12] Tarsorrhaphix: bauhouse
[18052006 02:20:14] LucidFluid2: light house
[18052006 02:20:19] LucidFluid2: club house
[18052006 02:20:21] LucidFluid2: safe house
[18052006 02:20:37] Tarsorrhaphix: butt house
[18052006 02:20:39] Tarsorrhaphix: sap house
[18052006 02:20:41] LucidFluid2: fire house
[18052006 02:20:42] Tarsorrhaphix: whorehouse
[18052006 02:20:48] LucidFluid2: whore house
[18052006 02:20:52] LucidFluid2: crackhouse
[18052006 02:21:01] LucidFluid2: brick shithouse
[18052006 02:21:17] LucidFluid2: could call wolfeyes crackhouse?
[18052006 02:21:22] Tarsorrhaphix: when your mom sits around the house she really sits around the house
[18052006 02:21:41] LucidFluid2: daft punk is playing at my house
[18052006 02:21:43] Tarsorrhaphix: yes youo could
[18052006 02:21:52] Tarsorrhaphix: house of the rising sun
[18052006 02:21:55] Tarsorrhaphix: house of a thousand corpses
[18052006 02:22:03] Tarsorrhaphix: alice doesnt live here anymore… house…
[18052006 02:22:06] LucidFluid2: house of stone and light
[18052006 02:22:07] Tarsorrhaphix: house doesnt live here anymore
[18052006 02:22:09] LucidFluid2: house of sand and fog
[18052006 02:22:22] Tarsorrhaphix: house inspector
[18052006 02:22:46] Tarsorrhaphix: real estate baby chicken neck disappearance spectacular
[18052006 02:22:49] LucidFluid2: come into our HOUSE, wont you stay, I know the steak is cold, but it's wrapped in plastic
[18052006 02:22:58] Tarsorrhaphix: our HOUSE in the middle of our street
[18052006 02:23:02] Tarsorrhaphix: love shack house
[18052006 02:23:13] LucidFluid2: bird house
[18052006 02:23:20] Tarsorrhaphix: hen house
[18052006 02:23:24] Tarsorrhaphix: dog house
[18052006 02:23:42] Tarsorrhaphix: casa de los babys
[18052006 02:23:44] Tarsorrhaphix: maison
[18052006 02:23:50] Tarsorrhaphix: musique maison
[18052006 02:24:02] Tarsorrhaphix: HOUSE SALAD
[18052006 02:24:14] LucidFluid2: salad wave
[18052006 02:24:16] Tarsorrhaphix: house dressing
[18052006 02:24:18] Tarsorrhaphix: house special
[18052006 02:24:22] LucidFluid2: chanson maison
[18052006 02:24:23] Tarsorrhaphix: house rules
[18052006 02:24:30] Tarsorrhaphix: charles maison
[18052006 02:24:44] LucidFluid2: house the boss
[18052006 02:24:52] Tarsorrhaphix: look house talking 2
[18052006 02:24:58] LucidFluid2: house a cheesecake
[18052006 02:25:07] LucidFluid2: short circuit house
[18052006 02:25:07] Tarsorrhaphix: housefather
[18052006 02:25:21] LucidFluid2: all dogs go to house
[18052006 02:25:25] Tarsorrhaphix: the englishman who went up a hill and came down a house
[18052006 02:25:39] LucidFluid2: house on haunted hill
[18052006 02:25:41] Tarsorrhaphix: house harbor
[18052006 02:25:46] Tarsorrhaphix: gone in 60 houses
[18052006 02:25:57] LucidFluid2: 28 houses later
[18052006 02:26:03] LucidFluid2: the girl nextdoor
[18052006 02:26:03] Tarsorrhaphix: dawn of the house
[18052006 02:26:10] Tarsorrhaphix: land of the housing dead
[18052006 02:26:13] Tarsorrhaphix: house of the housing house
[18052006 02:26:25] Tarsorrhaphix: to house, thanks for everything, jewlie newmar
[18052006 02:26:38] LucidFluid2: gingerbread house
[18052006 02:26:41] Tarsorrhaphix: my house is your house
[18052006 02:26:45] LucidFluid2: igloo
[18052006 02:26:53] Tarsorrhaphix: deep wigwam
[18052006 02:26:53] LucidFluid2: pizza house
[18052006 02:27:03] LucidFluid2: long house
[18052006 02:27:12] Tarsorrhaphix: teepee
[18052006 02:27:17] Tarsorrhaphix: rickshaw
[18052006 02:27:22] Tarsorrhaphix: opium den
[18052006 02:27:26] Tarsorrhaphix: deep den
[18052006 02:27:30] Tarsorrhaphix: mom's house
[18052006 02:27:36] LucidFluid2: pizza den
[18052006 02:27:41] LucidFluid2: pizza igloo
[18052006 02:27:42] Tarsorrhaphix: pizza igloo
[18052006 02:27:44] LucidFluid2: LOL
[18052006 02:27:44] Tarsorrhaphix: LOL
[18052006 02:27:48] LucidFluid2: wtfOL
[18052006 02:27:49] LucidFluid2: ?"
[18052006 02:27:52] Tarsorrhaphix: HHAHAHAHAHA
[18052006 02:28:08] LucidFluid2: house o)))
[18052006 02:28:14] LucidFluid2: (whcih is us)
[18052006 02:28:21] LucidFluid2: wow… came full circle
[18052006 02:28:24] LucidFluid2: full house
[18052006 02:28:28] Tarsorrhaphix: NOASLKDFJALEIFJALEIIFJ
[18052006 02:28:30] Tarsorrhaphix: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
[18052006 02:28:33] Tarsorrhaphix: FULL HOUSE
[18052006 02:28:40] LucidFluid2: hehehehehehheheh
[18052006 02:28:42] LucidFluid2: yeah really
[18052006 02:28:47] Tarsorrhaphix: ho)))))))use
[18052006 02:29:02] Tarsorrhaphix: when youre in my house you play by my rules
[18052006 02:29:08] Tarsorrhaphix: neighbors house
[18052006 02:29:11] Tarsorrhaphix: flophouse
[18052006 02:29:27] LucidFluid2: poor house
[18052006 02:29:36] LucidFluid2: meth lab
[18052006 02:29:56] Tarsorrhaphix: peewee's playhouse
[18052006 02:29:58] Tarsorrhaphix: house of wax
[18052006 02:30:00] Tarsorrhaphix: house of cards
[18052006 02:30:32] LucidFluid2: peewee
[18052006 02:30:34] LucidFluid2: LOL
[18052006 02:30:42] LucidFluid2: let's play house
[18052006 02:30:49] LucidFluid2: doll house
[18052006 02:30:59] LucidFluid2: mad house
[18052006 02:31:04] Tarsorrhaphix: tit house
[18052006 02:31:08] Tarsorrhaphix: cock house
[18052006 02:31:15] LucidFluid2: house on a rope
[18052006 02:31:21] Tarsorrhaphix: pope house
[18052006 02:31:29] Tarsorrhaphix: progressive vatican
[18052006 02:32:01] LucidFluid2: deep vatican
[18052006 02:32:04] LucidFluid2: acid vatican
[18052006 02:32:11] Tarsorrhaphix: acid igloo
[18052006 02:32:15] LucidFluid2: WW303D?
[18052006 02:32:25] Tarsorrhaphix: WW0)))))D
[18052006 02:32:29] LucidFluid2: that's a shirt
[18052006 02:32:31] Tarsorrhaphix: jesus is my co house
[18052006 02:32:47] Tarsorrhaphix: half way house
[18052006 02:33:00] Tarsorrhaphix: soup house
[18052006 02:33:07] Tarsorrhaphix: malibu dream house
[18052006 02:33:10] LucidFluid2: green house gases
[18052006 02:33:13] Tarsorrhaphix: houseboat
[18052006 02:33:16] LucidFluid2: green house effect
[18052006 02:33:25] LucidFluid2: boat house
[18052006 02:33:27] Tarsorrhaphix: progressive green house
[18052006 02:33:29] LucidFluid2: garage
[18052006 02:33:30] LucidFluid2: oh shit
[18052006 02:33:36] LucidFluid2: "garage"
[18052006 02:33:39] LucidFluid2: hehehe
[18052006 02:33:41] Tarsorrhaphix: storehouse
[18052006 02:33:42] Tarsorrhaphix: lol
[18052006 02:33:45] Tarsorrhaphix: garage house
[18052006 02:33:48] LucidFluid2: oo
[18052006 02:34:01] LucidFluid2: is lcd soundsystem garage house?
[18052006 02:34:07] Tarsorrhaphix: YES
[18052006 02:34:14] Tarsorrhaphix: lawnmower
[18052006 02:34:20] Tarsorrhaphix: toolshed
[18052006 02:34:31] LucidFluid2: lawnmowerman house
[18052006 02:34:38] Tarsorrhaphix: acid lawnmower
[18052006 02:34:43] LucidFluid2: toolshed hehehe… a perfect house
[18052006 02:34:58] Tarsorrhaphix: thihs land is my land thiis land is your house
[18052006 02:35:52] Tarsorrhaphix: john cage's house
[18052006 02:35:58] Tarsorrhaphix: john cage's mom's deep acid house
[18052006 02:36:04] Tarsorrhaphix: 0)))))))'33"
[18052006 02:36:33] Tarsorrhaphix: 8==========D'33"

according to Napster, I’m not an American

it won't let me listen to the full length songs citing that that's only allowing in the US…

which is where I AM… 

maybe they mean on the inside…

Who blogs smart on the spamiverse?

fuck these folks for thinking of this first… it looks like the best scam of all!

 

it's like.. .scamming.. .on the next level… and even if it's honest… the potential for doing this scammily… is amazing… this could totally be a gateway scam for a whole railroad of brooklyn bridges

 

 

Realistic Reviews of Home Businesses
"This is where the real money is.

Pay-per-click programs are the most powerful we've seen for making money on the Internet. This is referred to as Internet Marketing. You may have heard of some of these programs (the Rich Jerk is the most well-known). Each of the websites below show you how to make the Internet work hard for you, even while you're away on vacation. The profit potential is enormous and is well worth the investment in any of these programs. Each website offers a core of the same basic material, but each one also has a different specialty and expertise."

 

 

the problem i see is that their audience has to be jaded morons that know what this service is refering to and has probably had some bad experience with that industry… or semi-informed/curious skeptics…

 

the skeptics still won't enroll…

 

those burned are skeptical

 

those not burned are successful and don't need this…

 

and no one else knows or cares about wtf they're talking about…  

 

so nevermind… it's a dumb idea

 

nice try tho 

 

could this be my calling?? blogging about how ridiculous some spam is?

 

no… but someone should.. are there spam-watch blogs? that discuss the greater social implications of the spamiverse? the cultural phenomenology of the spam?

Internet Disclaimer & my emotions

Techdirt: Don't Forget To Read The New Disclaimer For The Internet
"Yesterday, Rob Hyndman noticed an impressive disclaimer for a rock preserve, noting that he wanted to include similar language in future contracts. Lawyer David Canton couldn't resist and used the disclaimer as a model for a wonderful new disclaimer for the internet that we agree should be a must read for all internet users:

'Business is unpredictable and unsafe. The Internet is dangerous. Many blogs have been written about these dangers, and there's no way we can list them all here. Read the blogs. The Internet is covered in slippery slopes with loose, slippery and unpredictable footing. The RIAA can make matters worse. Patent trolls are everywhere. You may fall, be spammed or suffer a DOS attack. There are hidden viruses and worms. You could break your computer. There is wild code, which may be vicious, poisonous or carriers of dread malware. These include viruses and worms. E-mail can be poisonous as well. We don't do anything to protect you from any of this. We do not inspect, supervise or maintain the Internet, blogosphere, ISP’s or other features, natural or otherwise.' "

I should write something similar for anyone seeking emotional involvement with me… to this point I've apparently been unclear… and that's not fair I guess 

watch this space for that…………. (or offer suggestions b4 i get to it) 

Beacon is Tree City USA again

Beacon is Tree City USA again
"The City of Beacon has been named a Tree City USA again this year by the National Arbor Day Foundation to honor its commitment to its community forest. It is the 11 th year Beacon has received this national recognition."

seriously… all these year i was literally disgusted with towns for being so damn unimaginative with their discriptions… i was like.. "these places are everywhere!"

i am sorry towns…. and congratulations 

I wanna BLOG ( i mean rock )

what's that song? anyone?

anyway… 4 more things to go….

not counting tomorrow's final…. cuz it's upon me… the studying is thru…

calc finals mon-wed

discrete math research paper (GAH YECK FUCK ACKKKKK GRRRRR YICH OHHHH FUCK again)

final discrete homework…………………..

and finalize my uno game in java… with gui

none too bad….

altho the research paper still has about 25 hours of work remaining to be done on it…

still… not bad… maybe about 4 hours for each of the other things… +/- 37 solid hours of homework between me and getting very very drunk 

I dunno about u.. but I can tickle MYself…

Howstuffworks "Why can't you tickle yourself?"
"That same ticklish feeling sends us into a state of panic and elicits a response of uncontrollable laughter if a person tickles us. It's the moment that you least expect to be tickled and are that causes you to feel extremely uneasy and panicked, which leads to the most intense ticklish feeling. Even if you do know that you are about to be tickled, the fear and unease of someone touching and possibly hurting you causes you to laugh. Some people are so ticklish that they begin laughing even before they are touched.

So, if someone else's touch can tickle us, why can't we tickle ourselves?"