detergent fiasco – a photoset on Flickr

detergent fiasco – a photoset on Flickr
this is why not to place big bottles of detergent at the edge of a giant shaking machine… i dunno about this spout style jugg… i just don't kno

its under the machine… wall to wall behind it…

ugh…

so not cool 

Google Trends: myspace, sex, god, war, love

hehe… how do u like THAT? (scroll right and check out 2006)

Google Trends: myspace, sex, god, war, love

also

and 

my definition of house music (not Hell)

[18052006 02:19:49] Tarsorrhaphix: white house
[18052006 02:20:07] Tarsorrhaphix: anne frank house
[18052006 02:20:08] LucidFluid2: blackhaus
[18052006 02:20:12] Tarsorrhaphix: bauhouse
[18052006 02:20:14] LucidFluid2: light house
[18052006 02:20:19] LucidFluid2: club house
[18052006 02:20:21] LucidFluid2: safe house
[18052006 02:20:37] Tarsorrhaphix: butt house
[18052006 02:20:39] Tarsorrhaphix: sap house
[18052006 02:20:41] LucidFluid2: fire house
[18052006 02:20:42] Tarsorrhaphix: whorehouse
[18052006 02:20:48] LucidFluid2: whore house
[18052006 02:20:52] LucidFluid2: crackhouse
[18052006 02:21:01] LucidFluid2: brick shithouse
[18052006 02:21:17] LucidFluid2: could call wolfeyes crackhouse?
[18052006 02:21:22] Tarsorrhaphix: when your mom sits around the house she really sits around the house
[18052006 02:21:41] LucidFluid2: daft punk is playing at my house
[18052006 02:21:43] Tarsorrhaphix: yes youo could
[18052006 02:21:52] Tarsorrhaphix: house of the rising sun
[18052006 02:21:55] Tarsorrhaphix: house of a thousand corpses
[18052006 02:22:03] Tarsorrhaphix: alice doesnt live here anymore… house…
[18052006 02:22:06] LucidFluid2: house of stone and light
[18052006 02:22:07] Tarsorrhaphix: house doesnt live here anymore
[18052006 02:22:09] LucidFluid2: house of sand and fog
[18052006 02:22:22] Tarsorrhaphix: house inspector
[18052006 02:22:46] Tarsorrhaphix: real estate baby chicken neck disappearance spectacular
[18052006 02:22:49] LucidFluid2: come into our HOUSE, wont you stay, I know the steak is cold, but it's wrapped in plastic
[18052006 02:22:58] Tarsorrhaphix: our HOUSE in the middle of our street
[18052006 02:23:02] Tarsorrhaphix: love shack house
[18052006 02:23:13] LucidFluid2: bird house
[18052006 02:23:20] Tarsorrhaphix: hen house
[18052006 02:23:24] Tarsorrhaphix: dog house
[18052006 02:23:42] Tarsorrhaphix: casa de los babys
[18052006 02:23:44] Tarsorrhaphix: maison
[18052006 02:23:50] Tarsorrhaphix: musique maison
[18052006 02:24:02] Tarsorrhaphix: HOUSE SALAD
[18052006 02:24:14] LucidFluid2: salad wave
[18052006 02:24:16] Tarsorrhaphix: house dressing
[18052006 02:24:18] Tarsorrhaphix: house special
[18052006 02:24:22] LucidFluid2: chanson maison
[18052006 02:24:23] Tarsorrhaphix: house rules
[18052006 02:24:30] Tarsorrhaphix: charles maison
[18052006 02:24:44] LucidFluid2: house the boss
[18052006 02:24:52] Tarsorrhaphix: look house talking 2
[18052006 02:24:58] LucidFluid2: house a cheesecake
[18052006 02:25:07] LucidFluid2: short circuit house
[18052006 02:25:07] Tarsorrhaphix: housefather
[18052006 02:25:21] LucidFluid2: all dogs go to house
[18052006 02:25:25] Tarsorrhaphix: the englishman who went up a hill and came down a house
[18052006 02:25:39] LucidFluid2: house on haunted hill
[18052006 02:25:41] Tarsorrhaphix: house harbor
[18052006 02:25:46] Tarsorrhaphix: gone in 60 houses
[18052006 02:25:57] LucidFluid2: 28 houses later
[18052006 02:26:03] LucidFluid2: the girl nextdoor
[18052006 02:26:03] Tarsorrhaphix: dawn of the house
[18052006 02:26:10] Tarsorrhaphix: land of the housing dead
[18052006 02:26:13] Tarsorrhaphix: house of the housing house
[18052006 02:26:25] Tarsorrhaphix: to house, thanks for everything, jewlie newmar
[18052006 02:26:38] LucidFluid2: gingerbread house
[18052006 02:26:41] Tarsorrhaphix: my house is your house
[18052006 02:26:45] LucidFluid2: igloo
[18052006 02:26:53] Tarsorrhaphix: deep wigwam
[18052006 02:26:53] LucidFluid2: pizza house
[18052006 02:27:03] LucidFluid2: long house
[18052006 02:27:12] Tarsorrhaphix: teepee
[18052006 02:27:17] Tarsorrhaphix: rickshaw
[18052006 02:27:22] Tarsorrhaphix: opium den
[18052006 02:27:26] Tarsorrhaphix: deep den
[18052006 02:27:30] Tarsorrhaphix: mom's house
[18052006 02:27:36] LucidFluid2: pizza den
[18052006 02:27:41] LucidFluid2: pizza igloo
[18052006 02:27:42] Tarsorrhaphix: pizza igloo
[18052006 02:27:44] LucidFluid2: LOL
[18052006 02:27:44] Tarsorrhaphix: LOL
[18052006 02:27:48] LucidFluid2: wtfOL
[18052006 02:27:49] LucidFluid2: ?"
[18052006 02:27:52] Tarsorrhaphix: HHAHAHAHAHA
[18052006 02:28:08] LucidFluid2: house o)))
[18052006 02:28:14] LucidFluid2: (whcih is us)
[18052006 02:28:21] LucidFluid2: wow… came full circle
[18052006 02:28:24] LucidFluid2: full house
[18052006 02:28:28] Tarsorrhaphix: NOASLKDFJALEIFJALEIIFJ
[18052006 02:28:30] Tarsorrhaphix: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
[18052006 02:28:33] Tarsorrhaphix: FULL HOUSE
[18052006 02:28:40] LucidFluid2: hehehehehehheheh
[18052006 02:28:42] LucidFluid2: yeah really
[18052006 02:28:47] Tarsorrhaphix: ho)))))))use
[18052006 02:29:02] Tarsorrhaphix: when youre in my house you play by my rules
[18052006 02:29:08] Tarsorrhaphix: neighbors house
[18052006 02:29:11] Tarsorrhaphix: flophouse
[18052006 02:29:27] LucidFluid2: poor house
[18052006 02:29:36] LucidFluid2: meth lab
[18052006 02:29:56] Tarsorrhaphix: peewee's playhouse
[18052006 02:29:58] Tarsorrhaphix: house of wax
[18052006 02:30:00] Tarsorrhaphix: house of cards
[18052006 02:30:32] LucidFluid2: peewee
[18052006 02:30:34] LucidFluid2: LOL
[18052006 02:30:42] LucidFluid2: let's play house
[18052006 02:30:49] LucidFluid2: doll house
[18052006 02:30:59] LucidFluid2: mad house
[18052006 02:31:04] Tarsorrhaphix: tit house
[18052006 02:31:08] Tarsorrhaphix: cock house
[18052006 02:31:15] LucidFluid2: house on a rope
[18052006 02:31:21] Tarsorrhaphix: pope house
[18052006 02:31:29] Tarsorrhaphix: progressive vatican
[18052006 02:32:01] LucidFluid2: deep vatican
[18052006 02:32:04] LucidFluid2: acid vatican
[18052006 02:32:11] Tarsorrhaphix: acid igloo
[18052006 02:32:15] LucidFluid2: WW303D?
[18052006 02:32:25] Tarsorrhaphix: WW0)))))D
[18052006 02:32:29] LucidFluid2: that's a shirt
[18052006 02:32:31] Tarsorrhaphix: jesus is my co house
[18052006 02:32:47] Tarsorrhaphix: half way house
[18052006 02:33:00] Tarsorrhaphix: soup house
[18052006 02:33:07] Tarsorrhaphix: malibu dream house
[18052006 02:33:10] LucidFluid2: green house gases
[18052006 02:33:13] Tarsorrhaphix: houseboat
[18052006 02:33:16] LucidFluid2: green house effect
[18052006 02:33:25] LucidFluid2: boat house
[18052006 02:33:27] Tarsorrhaphix: progressive green house
[18052006 02:33:29] LucidFluid2: garage
[18052006 02:33:30] LucidFluid2: oh shit
[18052006 02:33:36] LucidFluid2: "garage"
[18052006 02:33:39] LucidFluid2: hehehe
[18052006 02:33:41] Tarsorrhaphix: storehouse
[18052006 02:33:42] Tarsorrhaphix: lol
[18052006 02:33:45] Tarsorrhaphix: garage house
[18052006 02:33:48] LucidFluid2: oo
[18052006 02:34:01] LucidFluid2: is lcd soundsystem garage house?
[18052006 02:34:07] Tarsorrhaphix: YES
[18052006 02:34:14] Tarsorrhaphix: lawnmower
[18052006 02:34:20] Tarsorrhaphix: toolshed
[18052006 02:34:31] LucidFluid2: lawnmowerman house
[18052006 02:34:38] Tarsorrhaphix: acid lawnmower
[18052006 02:34:43] LucidFluid2: toolshed hehehe… a perfect house
[18052006 02:34:58] Tarsorrhaphix: thihs land is my land thiis land is your house
[18052006 02:35:52] Tarsorrhaphix: john cage's house
[18052006 02:35:58] Tarsorrhaphix: john cage's mom's deep acid house
[18052006 02:36:04] Tarsorrhaphix: 0)))))))'33"
[18052006 02:36:33] Tarsorrhaphix: 8==========D'33"

Internet Disclaimer & my emotions

Techdirt: Don't Forget To Read The New Disclaimer For The Internet
"Yesterday, Rob Hyndman noticed an impressive disclaimer for a rock preserve, noting that he wanted to include similar language in future contracts. Lawyer David Canton couldn't resist and used the disclaimer as a model for a wonderful new disclaimer for the internet that we agree should be a must read for all internet users:

'Business is unpredictable and unsafe. The Internet is dangerous. Many blogs have been written about these dangers, and there's no way we can list them all here. Read the blogs. The Internet is covered in slippery slopes with loose, slippery and unpredictable footing. The RIAA can make matters worse. Patent trolls are everywhere. You may fall, be spammed or suffer a DOS attack. There are hidden viruses and worms. You could break your computer. There is wild code, which may be vicious, poisonous or carriers of dread malware. These include viruses and worms. E-mail can be poisonous as well. We don't do anything to protect you from any of this. We do not inspect, supervise or maintain the Internet, blogosphere, ISP’s or other features, natural or otherwise.' "

I should write something similar for anyone seeking emotional involvement with me… to this point I've apparently been unclear… and that's not fair I guess 

watch this space for that…………. (or offer suggestions b4 i get to it) 

wow…. “effort”

wtf??

i can’t wait to stop twitching

im guessing it's stress… which will be over soon… but this is kinda ridiculous…

4pm daily hot dog brunch binge

wow… i was a hungry boy today…

a yogurt

2 hot dogs

beef ramen

a peanut butter english muffin

4 or 5 glasses of water

and a chips ahoy flirtation… but i was too full

made and consumed in about 10 minutes 

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Don’t it always seem to go….

Too much butter

As u may kno… i enjoy butter… too much… it's funny now… but we'll see how long that lasts.. although… this has been a staple of my identity for years… (A STAPLE)

anyway… i was about to enjoy some toasted english muffins… but the  butter was too hard from the fridge… so… i nuked it for a sec…. or well… for however many seconds until i forgot about it and heard it sizzling… 

no matter… i just poured it over my toasty treats…

what happened next… was one of those moments that you just KNOW is history as it happens… i immediately thought of retelling and blogging the event…

altho that's pretty much any moment…

never before had I ever HEARD such a sloshing of butter from a food item upon biting… the butter squirted… literally… visably… this was a full sensory experience… I saw the butter spray forth… I heard it gush… I smelled and tasted it of course… and i felt it as it ran down my chin and onto the plate… it all happened in an instant… 

i was horrified

immediately

alone

i shouted:

THAT'S fucking disgusting

let's pause a moment… this is TGH here…"disgusting"? can there be "too much butter?"  i've been known eat sticks for a gas… don't even ask about the baked potatoes…

yes… THIS was disgusting…

I thought immediately of throwing it away… my stomach was already feeling off from even that one juicey bite…

but then I thought….

JELLY!

Like many other legends (sasquatch… Jus Tone… my ability to feel feelings…) "too much butter" simply does not exist.